easy find darts

sick of losing your darts? or can't be bothered picking them up? well this mod is for you!

you will need:
darts
time
perfume
a sheet of cardboard
and a smart dog
dog treats

step 1
place cardboard on a flat surface then layout your darts on the cardboard


step 2
spray your darts with the perfume (make sure they get a good coating)


step 3
train your dog to sniff out the darts and bring them to you


use them in war so you never run out of darts again

spray your opponent's ammo, so your dog will it steel it for you

FAIL
Wow, how pointless.

it would work and you would have all the darts

hehehehehe

Yes, it could work, but there would be a small problem of dart reusability, there is a good chance that the dogs teeth would damage the darts, and also, the darts would get covered in dog saliva, I am sure there are a lot of people out there who dont want to get shot with a saliva covered dart, but, this is a good idea

CobraNerf wrote:FAIL
Wow, how pointless.

You're the one who has the 'pointless' post. No contribution, nothing. FAIL to you buddy.

Any who. I don't know. The question is do dogs like the smell of perfume? Maybe you spray some beef flavoured perfume and dogs will find it and eat it... Unless it's a smart dog especially trained. Slobber = Bad for gun, XD. And I think unfortunately the negatives out do the positives on this one :(.

Really, I don't see any point in this thread. It is stupid. That is just my opinion though.

CobraNerf wrote:Really, I don't see any point in this thread. It is stupid. That is just my opinion though.

Ahh yet another pointless topic reply by CobraNerf. If you don't like it don't say anything. What? Aren't we allowed to a little immature for once in a while? You only think it's stupid because you want to be an admin and say it's 'stupid' because that is what you 'expect' an admin to say. In reality you would enjoyed yourself replying to this too. You can deny it, but I won't care. Loosen up. Haha.

My friend's older brother actually thought of a very practical, yet impractical because it would be ridiculously expensive. Basically put micro tracking chips on every single dart you use. Then use like a super fine tuned GPS to track the darts down. Yes, that would take time and LOTS of money and the darts being 'accidentally' stood upon would probably just break. But I thought it would be an awesome idea if it actually worked XD.

Also, ironically enough if you've ever used inf0rm3rs blue darts they are actually very easy to spot in green grass compared to orange stock darts, white / black stefans, etc, etc. I'm not sure but it maybe because blue contrasts very well with 'green' so you can spot them from like 50metres away (not joking aye, it's crazy!). Whereas orange stock darts I find it that it's kind of near the 'colour spectrum' whatever you want to call it which makes it harder to see. I can usually 'instantly' see an orange dart like 20metres away. And if I focus really hard I can see more. However, the blue foam I can just look in the general direction and find it easily.

Maybey tie some rope to your darts from your gun! jks haha. well since my chihuahua hates nerf guns and bites me when i use them he steals bullets and shreds them up haha. so thats a bit of a no-go for me. i could teach my German shepherd to do so though. Wait... bad idea he's still a puppy so he will eat them too

Moonsword wrote: I am sure there are a lot of people out there who dont want to get shot with a saliva covered dart, but, this is a good idea

That's my concern wit nerf blowguns. Especially when Roger has a cold.

OH lovely. Gotta love hygiene :(. Nerf biological warfare right there! We shall use Roger as our biological weapon to rain a hail of cold infected darts! Not really though haha.

Im sure dog saliva is good lubricant for the guns/darts.

Nerf biological weapons

Biggles

lol.

EPIC WIN!

Ok, who let the 6-year old get in?

If you're referring to my friend above. He's turning 18 this year. Hahaha.

Nope. referring to the author of this thread.

i turn 18 in September this wasn't a serous thread but i would love it if someone tired this... and it doesn't have to be perfume it could be anything that smells

I do something like this except my 2yr old half brother picks them up for me. I trained him

That or someone with super healthy eye sight who can spot darts in the grass. Or the other solution is to have a war indoors.

My puppy get em, return em, rip em up!

To get back on topic, the dog doesn't have to bring it back to you with slobber and all. He/she can be trained to bark and point (well, not literally) at where the dart is. It's gonna be cool, and another way to bond with your pet. Also, a nerf war is going to double as a pet meet up or something, though that brings the problem of what if some dogs don't like each other.

When there's a new idea, criticise it about what it lacks, then suggest solutions or a different way to go about it. Panning the idea immediately and ostracising the 'inventor' is the absolute bane of advancement. Case in point: Galileo and this theory of the Earth orbiting the sun.
I mean, what would have been of the mobile phone if everyone who watches Batman back in the 80's saw the "wireless telephone" and think "that's stupid and it's never going to happen/nobody's going to be able to afford and use it"?

Before typing "that's stupid" (or in new internet speak "(EPIC) FAIL"), please type "It won't work because......" then give reasons.

If you want to do this it might be easier to train the dog if you dipped the darts in something like roast beef drippings.

Biggles

cant we just train a child to pick them all up for us afterwards?

a small child would work but they won't be able to smell the darts.
Lol, it seems people may have thought I was serious about this.

They could be A nerf quarintien for swineflue darts

My cat will go and get them but it wont give them back and usualy when i find them they cant realy be called nerf darts anymore.

But isn't there a problem, because your darts will be covered in slobber and bite marks?

Scoutluvsu wrote:But isn't there a problem, because your darts will be covered in slobber and bite marks?

Please check the time of the last post before posting further replies to a topic.

Strike 1.

Please read the rule of the forum. They are located at the top of every subforum.

Wow, I think this is a really good idea!!!

Would I be able to train a pigeon to just use a Nerf Reflex instead? Kinda like Air Support?

Let's not continue revisting the horrible memeries of horrible post quality.

Sam, you should know better not to respond to administrative actions.