Worst Injury in Your Life..................Evar!

Your house sounds like a lot of fun, i do the same with pressure points to my nephew and my second cousins when ever they get too close... Which for some strange reason they keep doing and even stranger want to be tortured by pressure point abuse.. what is it with kids?

Physically, my house is alright (I fell sown the stairs in my old Melbourne home) bur in the more "he who resides in this house way, yeah. Box of fun.

last year fathers day i broke fractured and dislocated my right elbow had to have surgery and stayed in hospital for two days ohh and had two pins in my arm as well took me ages to get movement back into my arm .

14-Broken left forearm
13-Hairline fractures in both my left elbow and across the wristline
12-Concussion
9-Fell of motorbike and needed skin graphs(how do you spell it)on my leg.

Osgood Schlatters syndrome. Painful? Not very. Gay? Yes.
Couldn't run for 8 weeks, just cause the doctor said so.

Speaking of which, at the last war, Roger shot me in the knee, and it almost caused it again. Thanks tom.

I've dislocated my knees many times. As a result the tendons are really stretched so when I run for a while I start to feel the joint moving around.

I got my legs shattered during an altercation with my neighbour's bull bar. After six months (last week) I had finally healed enough to under go a knee reconstruction. Only to find out afterwards, my "good" leg that I had been hobbling on for the past four months is still broken.

The doctor asked did it hurt to walk to which I replied only when hobbling round the lounge room with my toy gun (INDOOR NERF WAR)

TheNed wrote:I got my legs shattered during an altercation with my neighbour's bull bar. After six months (last week) I had finally healed enough to under go a knee reconstruction. Only to find out afterwards, my "good" leg that I had been hobbling on for the past four months is still broken.

The doctor asked did it hurt to walk to which I replied only when hobbling round the lounge room with my toy gun (INDOOR NERF WAR)

Now thats dedication to the sport of nerf. Great job!

Nothing that I can remember. I Dislocated my thumb playing Heylawl thr3... jks

I jarred almost every bone in my body when another kid ran into me. He was built like a tank and i flew about a meter. Also ran into a pole when i was 6 and got a concussion and two black eyes, ooked like a raccoon.

Ripped open my "man bits" leaving a piece of skin the size of a 50c piece hanging off on a hook on a school volleyball pole. I was undoing the net and dropped down. 13 stitches later & walking like the Lone Ranger for a few months. (This was over a decade ago)

Don't hit the "I Win" button yet though...

I've had my ribcage completely rearranged by corrective surgery. 16 broken ribs (complete surgical breaks), sternum removed and bone filed before replacing, 30cm steel rod inserted under ribs to hold sternum in place. Scar goes from the left side of my chest to right, roughly about 35-40cm long. Way too many stitches to count.

The bar was taking out a few years ago through an incision in the side of one of my nipples, only about 5 stitches.

I fractured my coller bone (last year)

Split my head(the skin on my head no my whole head)(about 5)

Bit into my tounge really badly(5 or 6)

was praccticly parralizzed. My back was really Screwed(this year)




thats about it

I fallederedededed over yesterday and I gotsa booboo on my knee, then my mummy kissededed it betters.

Have I won the interwebs yet?

Switchblade wrote:Have I won the interwebs yet?

Sighed!

Single worst injury was tearing a bunch of ligaments in my right ankle playing indoor soccer.

matt.chopper wrote:14-Broken left forearm
13-Hairline fractures in both my left elbow and across the wristline
12-Concussion
9-Fell of motorbike and needed skin graphs(how do you spell it)on my leg.

If your 13 how did you break your left forarm?

I am turning 14 this year
I was 12 then

I was at BMX and was going to attempt a manual over 'Deathroller' and ended up doing a backflip hit my head on the back of the double and skinned the complete left side of my body, broke my arm and got a concussion :no:. and i also put my head through an old door when i was 6 dont ask how.

That reminds me of when I ran through a supposed 'security' screen door when I was 11. I broke the frame, the hinges, and the latch, all with my face. Security that.

Luckily my friend received a full refund for his brand new door.

Forkboy97 wrote:I jarred almost every bone in my body when another kid ran into me. He was built like a tank and i flew about a meter. Also ran into a pole when i was 6 and got a concussion and two black eyes, ooked like a raccoon.

Jarred almost every bone? bull crap more like a sprained wrist and a hard fall.

When i was four a concrete slab fell on my foot and broke the two main bones.

In grade one i jumped on the monkey bars, sliped back cracked my head (minor scar) and they changed all the play grounds in the school.

Man you guys seemed to have the cool injuries. Though for sake of the discussion, I once got spiked in the ankle by my teammate's runners during a training run for a 4x100 baton relay. He slowed down, I sped up = bloody right ankle. Ruled me out of the sports carnival but I got to sit next to my girlfriend for the day and spared me running around the track in those horrible running shorts.

2 years ago I did some ligament damage to my right shoulder after I dived to field the ball in a club cricket match. As a result I can't throw as far or as hard as I used to without feeling pain.

The rest are all soft tissue damage in various areas

Let me start by saying, I have weird, weak ankles.
So I twisted my ankle at school and then played a game of running the gauntlet!
Realized it was twisted when I got home and promptly fell over.

i barell rolled a quad 1 and a half times around and left a graze about 30cm long on my right leg i only cried for 10 mins and it is painful.
hurt my back and couldn't move with out having almost double the dose of pain killers i needed and even then it still hurt.
and last but not least broke my arm when i got dropped at football that wasn't to bad because i didn't do school work for 2 months.

I ate broccoli!
I still have nightmares!


- SuctionCup -

2 weeks ago i got nocked over playing AFL and wedged a verterbra in my spine and could not move for 20 secs. I have had an X-ray and an MRI on my back.

Almost cut the tip of my finger off when cutting an arm off a space marine for scenery. Hand slipped and sliced straight over my finger. The doctor was some Indian who had no customers and decided to give me stitches... Without anesthetic. As a thumbs up, try imagining a piece of sharp metal going through your finger with a thin piece of string and then being tied up through your flesh :rabbit:. Yeah, well that's what happened, about 4 months ago, so I still remember the pain. It wasn't a Stanley knife either it was a big steak knife which, coincidentally, my dad had sharpened the week before. I know I'm an idiot. I haven't used a sharp knife since

6 weeks a go, i fell of my motorbike. broke my leg in 2 places, dislocated my ankle and tor the ligament off the bone. Also broke my hand.

I have 7 screws and a plate in my leg, also metal buttons with nylon threaded through them holding the ligament in place. And 5 screws and a plate in my hand.

Two and half hours surgery all up.

After only six weeks I'd imagine he wont be nerfing at normal wars for a bit.

indoors though is another thing.

I was in a wheel chair for 5 weeks. now im walking with crutches, getting my leg back to normal.
I should be back to walking again in a week or so. Can't go to wars at the moment but i have been modding a lot.

ShootEmUp wrote:I was in a wheel chair for 5 weeks. now im walking with crutches, getting my leg back to normal.
I should be back to walking again in a week or so. Can't go to wars at the moment but i have been modding a lot.

Shit dude do you have to do any rehab for that? 5 weeks not moving the leg would surely have withered some muscle.

Yeah I have to go to Physiotherapy, its like jelly at the moment haha.

Sigh, Gage you've never had a girlfried never will. Unless your Lesbian.

I got hit above my left eye by a golf club.

Currently surfing forums now with a head concussion and a golf ball sized lump.